A free, honest look at your website.
Send us the address. A developer, not an automated tool, goes through your site and sends back a short written review: the issues costing you most, and a fixed price to fix each one.
- No login or access needed
- No sales call required
- No obligation, ever
“…unsurpassed in quality of work, honesty and ease of working with.”
What we look at
The things that quietly cost businesses enquiries, sales and sleep.
Speed
How fast your pages load on a phone, and what is actually slowing them down.
Security
Public signs of outdated software or a compromise. This is an initial review, not a full security audit.
Mobile experience
Whether your site is easy to read and use on a small screen.
Search foundations
Titles, structure, indexing and the basics search engines rely on.
Forms and enquiries
Visible problems with forms, validation and the enquiry journey. Inbox delivery can be checked with you afterwards.
Hosting and email
Public hosting, SSL and email configuration. Inbox placement and internal server health need a separate check.
What you get back
A short review you can read in five minutes, not a sixty-page automated report.
- 1The issues that matter most
Up to three, ranked by what they cost you in speed, security or enquiries.
- 2Why each one matters
Explained in plain English, without jargon.
- 3A fixed price for each fix
Fix it yourself with our notes, or reply and we fix it for that price. No hourly billing, no surprises.
How it works
- 01
Send us your URL
Add a line about anything that is bothering you, if you like.
- 02
A developer reviews it
We look at what your visitors see. No passwords, nothing installed.
- 03
Your review arrives
By email, within two to three business days. It is yours to keep, whatever you decide.
Why is it free?
Because it is the most honest way to start. You see how we think and how clearly we explain things before you spend anything.
Plenty of people fix the small things themselves. Some ask us to help with the rest. Either is fine with us.
See the work behind the adviceNo access needed
We only look at what any visitor can see.
Written by a person
A developer reviews every site by hand.
No sales pressure
No follow-up sequence, no hard sell.
Yours to keep
Use the review however you like.
What our clients say
Five-star reviews from our client work on Upwork, trimmed but never reworded.
“…unsurpassed in quality of work, honesty and ease of working with.”
“…prepared HTML and CSS precisely as we required it… easy to work with, and completed work within the promised timeframe.”
“…the first one on my contact list when I have new and exciting projects to work on!”
“He solved our problem at an unfathomable speed and with great accuracy.”
“He brings his own ingenuity, experience and commitment to shipping a great product.”
“…a great WordPress developer I can always rely on to help me with any projects I have that need advanced WordPress skills.”
Is it really free?
Yes. No card, no catch. Each issue comes with a fixed price to fix it. If you would rather fix things yourself, that is the end of it.
What do you need from me?
Just your website address and an email to send the review to. If something specific worries you, mention it and we will look at that first.
Will you need my password?
No. The review covers what any visitor can see. We never ask for logins at this stage.
How long does it take?
Two to three business days. If something looks urgent, such as signs of a hack, we tell you straight away.
Which websites can you review?
Any public website. We go deepest on WordPress, WooCommerce, Laravel and custom PHP, because that is what we build every day.
Is there a limit?
Yes. Every review is written by hand, so we take on ten a week. If this week is full, we tell you when yours will arrive.
Can you go deeper than this?
Yes. A full audit covers every page, plugin and server setting and comes with a prioritised plan. It costs $149, and the full amount is credited if you then hire us for the work.
What happens afterwards?
Nothing, unless you reply. If you would like us to fix things, or to look after the site on a care plan, just say so.
Find out what your website is really doing
It takes thirty seconds to ask. The review costs you nothing.
- No login or access needed
- No sales call required
- No obligation, ever